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Jean wallet
Regular price $29.99Regular price $29.99 Sale priceUnit price per
Your cash deserves a better fit, stitched by hand from real denim
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Real people, real pockets, real tiny pants
"Got my regular wallet stolen last year. Nobody's stealing this one."
"I'm dead serious. Someone pickpocketed me on the subway in March. When this showed up I realized no thief is reaching into my pocket and pulling out tiny jean shorts without questioning their whole career. Best anti-theft device I own."
"The cashier at Target asked me where I got it. Then the guy behind me asked too."
"I just wanted a wallet. I didn't sign up to be a brand ambassador. Every single time I pay for something someone says 'wait what IS that.' It's a conversation piece that also holds my cards."
"Bought it as a joke for my dad. He actually uses it every day now."
"My dad is a 52 year old contractor. I got him this for his birthday thinking he'd laugh and put it in a drawer. He texts me a photo of it every week like 'still going strong.' I can't make this up."
"The stitching is legit. This isn't some cheap gag gift."
"I sew as a hobby so I notice these things. The gold thread is clean, the button is solid, the denim is actual raw denim not that thin craft store stuff. Whoever makes these knows what they're doing."